Safety is our most important product.
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate.
So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully,
get out of the car and open the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men,
unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming
traffic.
They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They are in
trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the
approaching drivers.
To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike
men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting
their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn 't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He
gets out of his car and starts walking toward me. I could tell he was
not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the *^&%$# are those obscene cardboard men doing
here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. And they call blondes
like me dumb!
So I told him, "Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
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